Apropos for the end of the 2001 calendar year where the DOW suffered its first consecutive losing years in more than a quarter century, we introduce Industrial_strength_pumper.

Mr. Pumper is of man of limited patience and a clear vision of the future. But don't stand in his way if he decides to pound you as he pounds his keyboard (especially if you're a granny with investments in bonds and/or gold coins!):

ITIG (#30636) GET IN THERE AN BUY ITIG CRAPHEADS! GODDAM SONS OF BITCHES!! IM GETTING SO SICK OF YOU NERVOUS GRANNIES WHO DONT KNOW WHASSUP AN RUNNING LIKE SCARED KITTENS TO SELL ITIG STOCK!! YOU ARE MAKING ME SICK CRAPHEADS DO YOU UNNERSTANDS! NOW GET IN AN BUY THIS GREAT NAZ NOW!!

ITIG (#30434) MEBBE ITS TIME TO REMIND YOU WHO TOLD YOU THE BOTTOM IS IN!
IS ME CRAPHEADS!! THIS NAZ WHEEL ROAR AS YOUNG GUYS WI BIG BALLS AN BRAINS MAKE BIG MONEY WHILE ALL THE STUPID OLD GRANNIES SIT ROUND HOLDING THEIR WORTHLESS GOLD COINS LOL LOL LOL!

ITIG (#31020): NO MOR BAD TALK BOUT THE NAZ OR ITIG CAUSE NOW THEY REALLY GOING TO ROAR! YOUNG GUYS WI BIG BALLS AN BRAINS BE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS NAZ THAT YOU WILL WISH YOU COULD BE ONE O EM!! WE BECUMMING MILLOONAIRES WHILE STUPID OLD GRANNIES COUNT THEIR WORTHLESS GOLD COINS!! LOL LOL LOL! THIS ITIG FINALLY READY TO SET RECORD HIGHS WHILE ALL YOU STUPID OLD GRANNIES HOLD YOR WOTHLES BONDS!

ITIG (#30132): ITIG IS THE BEST OF THE BEST AN WILL SEE 42 AGAIN BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH!! DONT LAFF CAUSE THE NAZ IS MAKING YOUNG GUYS WI BIG BALLS AN BRAINS RICH WHILE STUPID OLD GRANNIES HOLD ONTO WORTHLESS GOLD COINS LOL LOL LOL! MEBBE ITS TIME YOU MORONS FIGURE OUT WHASSUP IN THESE MARKETS AN STOP DISSING THIS GREAT NAZ AN ITIG!! NOW GET IN THERE AN BUY BUY BUY!! HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE MORONS!!!