is the average rate of alias name formations, equal to about
20 names per day.
fs
is
the fraction of posters with requisite intellect to access
the internet and manipulate a keyboard in a manner necessary
to submit a post.
fp
is
the fraction of suitable websites with message boards posters.
ne
is
the mean number of message boards that are located within
known hominid civilizations (for the purpose of this exercise,
we are including proto-hominids that are bi-pedal and have
cranial capacities greater than 1200cc).
fl
is
the fraction of such message boards on which aliases are
allowed to propagate.
fi
represents
the fraction of such message boards on which, after the
origin of an alias, some form of intelligent posts arises.
fc
is
the fraction of such intelligent fools that develop the
ability and desire to communicate with others via an internet
message board.
L
is
the mean lifetime in years of a communicative civilization.
My
empirical data suggests the number of Fools at over 3,421,847,972!
There are only 365 days in a year!
Please,
throw me a fricken bone here, people. I know the Fools are
out there, I just need help cataloging them all.
